Letter to a friend

  I fucked her in the ass and she shat herself --That´s the perfect way to start this, according to James; and will catch your atention. She will not be able to shit good for a week --I would add.
   
  These are the facts:

  I was getting back from Gavishes party; my guts didn´t allowed me to come back home with that punky looking filled with beatuyful tatooes archeologyst girl; would have been as easy as saying: just let´s go to my room. But I didn´t.

  My new roomate --an ecuatorian guy who´s taken over your bed-- was just outside the door of my room. 

  --Look at her-- he told me with a terrible english, while he was straight arm, opened palm, pointing at a girl who was just bearly covered; completley naked on the bed that belonged to you. She looked like that cliche of the drunken road gasoline slut which, I have to be honest, made me horny. But I swalowed it up --not after taken some amazingly funny pictures which you can´t see cause I deleted them-- and went to my bed; that I was going to share with the guy who brought the girl because the sheets of the other bed had some vomit of the crazy american.

  Even though the loud snoring of my drunken roomate, I was just about to reach my dreams, that I swear; at least just before I heard some mourning. It was the girl that was siting on the bed trying to get up. I did what any good guy would do; I went there to help her; to make her lay on the bed with her head looking to a side. But to be honest, I did have a terrible hard on, something that she seemed to notice when her head fell exactly on my dick, after the third time I tryed to cover her.

  --Ignore this terrible substances that makes you feal this urges that are burning your body -- I thought out loud.

 She turned her head and took out my luv stick --James recomendation for a word-- from my trousers and started to suck it --yeah! With that same mouth that vomited some minutes ago and where an ecuatorian guys wang was in.

  Then she mourned again, sit down and fell , completley naked to the other side. The shapes drawed a soft siluet on her ass, just infront of me. I hold her from the back; really huging her, and asked if she was ok.

  --Yes, I think so-- answered with a half drunk, half excited voice.

  --Am I drunk or high? --I thought. Maybe too much of both.

  My dick was already between her legs; just making some friction with her perfect pussy. So I may as well give it a little push --I thought. And there it was; inside.

  --Uhhhhh...-- I heard her saying a sotto voce.

  So I started to get a little bit agressive; if you know what I mean... ;)

  I didn´t even care about protection; you know that can happen if you are in those combined states. Later on I convinced myself that the condom was not very far away from there. So I puted it in.

  Now that my dick was protected, I thought, I may as well try to go through places I have never been before. So, yes, I shoved it up her ass; little by little, been precautious not to break her ass.

  Bottom line was that I wasn't very gentle; so, after I went to burn the evidence, just get rid of the condom, the room stenched like a whore house mixed with a barn. There was shit just... just everywere.

  What happend after is not very important; although we still have too much to clean.

  A yeah; two days after this I did fucked Nofit --without condom-- in the ass. That one was brown and dirty; my dick, I mean, got brown and dirty. I had to wash it like for three times.

  I think I'll get a blood test soon; I'll talk to you then,

  Your nasty friends...